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[amitragic]

It's Uly, I'm busy. Text me, you weirdo.

BEEEP.

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[doesdoctorstuff]

Wanting 2 fuck is a feeling!

[amitragic]

& a valid one, Ulysses assured her. Because, well, look at all his Grindr interactions.

some ppl just need more than just the 1

[doesdoctorstuff]

Like i said boring

[amitragic]

yeah I guess so

[doesdoctorstuff]

So wanna hook up? It was accompanied by another picture. Because of course it was.

[amitragic]

And yes, that was very... inspiring. However:

how do i know this isn't just a ruse to lure me to my death?

Because asking would surely only yield truthful answers even from an axe murderer!

[doesdoctorstuff]

But if I killed you how could we fuck again later?

Use your head, Uly! ...Whichever one was gonna get her laid, specifically.

[amitragic]

you know what that's fair

Was it, Uly? Was it really?

sooo you wanna meet up somewhere or...?

[doesdoctorstuff]

Navaan thought it was convincing!

Well my roommate is angry and boring so there's ur place or we could get a hotel room or break into 1 of the other apartments to fuck. I had 1 I liked but a dwarf lives there now :(<>

[amitragic]

hotel's just fine

At least they'd probably find his body there pretty quickly if this was a huge miscalculation on his part?

[doesdoctorstuff]

Oh she was gonna add him to her bodycount, just not like that.

Ok!

And then about twenty minutes later: Room [whatever the numbering scheme is]

And yes, it was accompanied by yet another topless pic, this one clearly in a hotel room!

[amitragic]

And so Ulysses set off on his trek to the hotel.

Here's hoping it resulted in something fun for him, and not his untimely demise!

[doesdoctorstuff]

It probably wouldn't! Unless he had a weak heart or was willing to keep going until he just died but other than those two possibilities, he'd probably survive! and they might (might) just learn the other person's name, who knew?