Annnd Uly was just going to stare at that last message some more.
God, curiosity was going to get the best of him at some point, wasn't it? On the pics side, not... not on the 'meet up with even more of a stranger than usual and get axe murdered' side.
It was. And thank you, Navaan, for also reminding Uly he remained pretty good at appreciating a more feminine body despite what his latest string of hookups would tell you.
Well my roommate is angry and boring so there's ur place or we could get a hotel room or break into 1 of the other apartments to fuck. I had 1 I liked but a dwarf lives there now :(<>
It probably wouldn't! Unless he had a weak heart or was willing to keep going until he just died but other than those two possibilities, he'd probably survive! and they might (might) just learn the other person's name, who knew?
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God, curiosity was going to get the best of him at some point, wasn't it? On the pics side, not... not on the 'meet up with even more of a stranger than usual and get axe murdered' side.
Obviously.
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But yes. Eventually it would. It was just a waiting game now.
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But it would probably have helped him control his curiosity better. Since eventually, the following day, he texted, what kinda pics?
You know, just casually.
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But you know what they said about pictures...
On the plus side, now Uly was aware she had truly excellent tits. This was important knowledge!
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wow, he texted back. and i mean that sincerely
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Honestly, knowing Navaan, who could say that wasn't true?
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Yes, he sent that, and then looked at it, and shook his head.
In his defense, he was still pretty sure he was dealing with a weird catfish situation. It did not make for great sexting.
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Right? I miss the week when everybody was fun now they're all back to being boring.
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Wait, what island events would lead to that? In this context?
oh you mean pollen? yeah guess that's a pretty good time
Sometimes? Mostly that one time he'd had some terrifying but absolutely great sex with Margo of all people.
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some ppl just need more than just the 1
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how do i know this isn't just a ruse to lure me to my death?
Because asking would surely only yield truthful answers even from an axe murderer!
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Use your head, Uly! ...Whichever one was gonna get her laid, specifically.
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Was it, Uly? Was it really?
sooo you wanna meet up somewhere or...?
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Well my roommate is angry and boring so there's ur place or we could get a hotel room or break into 1 of the other apartments to fuck. I had 1 I liked but a dwarf lives there now :(<>
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At least they'd probably find his body there pretty quickly if this was a huge miscalculation on his part?
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Ok!
And then about twenty minutes later: Room [whatever the numbering scheme is]
And yes, it was accompanied by yet another topless pic, this one clearly in a hotel room!
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Here's hoping it resulted in something fun for him, and not his untimely demise!
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